10 top reasons to date a werewolf
Posted on 10/25/2008 11:04 am by Kat10. Cuddly in bed – both in an out of the furry state.
9. Better than a guard dog for home security.
8. Change is a good thing: during and after transformation things drastically change in size…and some get bigger.
7. Loves long walks in the moonlight.
6. Super-strength canine incisors are great when you don’t have a can opener.
5. Chasing down vampires keeps him or her in better shape than boring gym workouts.
4. Even in human form the strength and agility will knock your socks off.
3. Might have doggie breath, but oh, the length of that tongue!
2. Howling at the moon together beats couples therapy.
And the number one reason…
1. Superhuman stamina goes a long, long, long way in the sack!